Random fandoms I like. Some of it is NSFW
so at what point does it stop being candy making and start becoming small device machining?
I said “Are you kidding me?” out loud.
Why do chocolatiers go so fucking hard!
star wars / batman au and bruce is a mandalorian who picks up foundlings like nobody’s business and loudly & vocally disapproves of the jedi even though half his kids are proficient in the force
bruce’s helmet has little points that stick up like bat ears and his armor is mostly black so the non-mandalorians who don’t know his name call him “the bat”
EVERYONE is scared of the bat except fellow mandalorians cause they know he has 7 foundlings & would be willing to take more
everyone in the tags saying “clark is a jedi” is RIGHT. clark is the only jedi bruce marginally can tolerate
Bruce actually bothers to learn non-lethal takedowns and goes out of his way not to murder people indiscriminately unlike his fellow mandalorians. Which only makes him scarier because now there are survivors to talk about what mandalorians look and act like.
The entire planet of “G’tham” lives in terror and awe of their Mandalorian bounty hunter.
Meanwhile whenever civilians ask other mandalorians about Bruce they all just sigh and are like
“Yeah, that’s the Bat, he’s a bit of a weirdo, we love him but he’s a total pacifist for some reason.”
And the awestruck civilian who’d had 8 bones broken and his house burned down by Bruce is just:
“This is what a Mandalorian pacifist looks like?!?!?”
This is a story I would read
Bruce himself was a foundling, adopted by the Mandalorians after his parents were murdered. Sometime in his early adult life, his biological parents’ protocol droid AL-4RD (actually an IG central memory unit in a protocol chassis) tracks him down and is like “Master Bruce! Finally! Your parents left you everything in their will and i’ve been trying to track you down two decades” and suddenly Bruce is the richest guy in the sector and doesn’t really know what to do with it all
someone made it better
TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY
Necroprancer
TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE
Avatar: The Legend of Abioye, a fan fiction concept that follows the next avatar, 100 years after Korra by Marcus Williams.
I would still love to see this.
